Hey there, Kaspa enthusiasts!

Ever wondered how much it actually costs to talk to someone about crypto, life, and the eternal mystery of why your favorite coin dips right after you buy it? Well, wonder no more, because I’ve officially monetized my emotional labor.

Here’s the breakdown for anyone brave enough to slide into ping me:

• Regular problem: $5
  Got a tiny issue with your wallet? A small question about Kaspa prices? This is your ticket. Cheap, painless, and I promise minimal eye-rolling.
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• Sad story: $10
  Want me to listen while you vent about your failed trades or how your cat ignored you this morning? That’s ten bucks, my friend.
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• If I have to cry with you: $25
  Sometimes life is just too much, and we both need tissues. I’m emotionally available… for a price.

For username Seanders, things get fancy:

• Weekly package: $80/week
• Change of topic mid-week: $5 per topic

Yes, you read that right.

So why am I charging for emotional labor? Simple. Kaspa may have low transaction fees, but my patience has limits. And besides, laughter is priceless… but apparently, crying together has a price tag.

Remember, folks, in the world of crypto: prices fluctuate, memes thrive, and talking to me might just cost you more than your last latte. But hey, at least I’m guaranteed to listen (and maybe even cry).

Stay hodling, stay laughing, and don’t forget: emotional labor isn’t free, but it is funny.