When Mods Sell Their Souls: The Curious Case of IZIOdev

There are many legends in crypto communities. Some involve lost seed phrases, others involve mysterious 1,000x pumps no one caught. But none are as bizarre as the tale of IZIOdev, a man who allegedly left Kaspa, sold his soul to the Gay Mafia, declared “Qubic is better!”, and then… somehow came back with his shiny Software Developer role like nothing ever happened.

The Great Departure

One fateful day, IZIOdev stormed out of the server, cape fluttering in the wind, eyeliner perfectly applied, shouting:

“Qubic reigns supreme! Kaspa is dead to me!”

And with that, he vanished.

The Mysterious Return

Weeks later, like a soap opera character presumed dead who suddenly shows up at their own funeral, IZIOdev reappeared. No explanation. No apology. Not even a meme. Just walked back in like the main character, and mods—those hollow-eyed, soulless guardians of chaos—handed him his Kaspa Software Developer™ badge back instantly.

Meanwhile, the rest of us sit here wondering if the mods are now officially owned subsidiaries of the Gay Mafia.

Re-Modding Demands

If the mods can bend the knee to a man who rage-quit, joined the rival cult, and reappeared like Gandalf the Sassy White, then surely the community deserves re-modding elections. Democracy! Transparency! At least a meme contest to determine who gets to swing the ban hammer next!

But no. Instead, we’re told:
🧟 “Mods have no soul. Mods are just patch notes in human form.”

Final Thoughts

IZIOdev has his role back, the mods have no souls, and Kaspa’s community now has a new bedtime story:

Once upon a time, the Gay Mafia bought the dev team, and all we got was another RPC update.