How I Accidentally Joined a Cult (Called Kaspa)

So, picture this:

I’m scrolling 4chan one fine day, expecting the usual chaos, memes, and questionable life choices—when I stumble across people calling Kaspa a “Jew scam coin.”

Now, I’ll admit, I chuckled. Hard. Not because I believed it, but because the next rabbit hole I fell down was discovering that—yep—the devs are literally from the Hebrew University. At this point, I thought I had walked straight into the setup of the world’s weirdest crypto sitcom.

Meme coin? Scam? Divine comedy? Who knows.

Anyway, while I’m still laughing at the absurdity, some Aussie on there calls me a cunt (as they do, it’s basically punctuation in Australia). That was the moment I knew I had officially been initiated.

Fast forward—April 1st, 2025—I decided to “check it out for a bit.”
Now it’s the end of August and guess what?

I’m still here.
I can’t escape.

I’ve basically gone from casual onlooker → full-time bagholder → cult member without realizing it.

Kaspa isn’t just a coin anymore—it’s a lifestyle. Like IKEA furniture, once you’re in, you’re stuck forever, surrounded by confusing instructions and wondering where all your money went.

Send help. Or memes.
Preferably both.