💔 My Queen – A Tale of Deception, Devotion & DAG-nanigans 💎👑
Posted by: ProofOfWorkMaxi | July 20, 2025
🕵️♂️ When Love at First Sight Is… Suspicious
It all started on a slow Sunday when our beloved member ProofOfWorkMaxi dropped a bombshell in the Kaspa Price Discussion channel.
A seemingly innocent post appeared:
“My Queen ❤️”
(Attached: a glam, AI-polished picture of a mysterious woman with glowing Kaspa earrings)
Hearts were melting. Reactions pouring in. Some simped, some saluted. But then… the image detectives arrived.
🔍 Enhance… Zoom… Enhance!
One keen-eyed $KAS believer—shoutout to TxHunter420—decided to “just check the metadata”. And boom. Chaos.
Hidden in the background, between strands of the lady’s flowing hair, was none other than…
The Bitcoin logo.
Faint. Faded. But there.
Underneath the surface.
Mocking us.
Staring into our DAGs.
🧠 A Maxi’s Masterplan Unraveled
Turns out, this wasn’t just a crypto crush.
It was Espionage.
Our very own ProofOfWorkMaxi, while swearing allegiance to Kaspa, was secretly screenshotting Rust code and copy-pasting consensus algorithms into a folder titled “Sat0shi_Stuff”.
Witnesses report his last Discord status as:
“Brb, sending GHOSTDAG to Nakamoto 🙈”
📢 The Community Reacts
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“Bro really tried to Trojan Horse us with a Tinder post.” – mod_b0rked
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“She ain’t your queen, she’s our chain.” – node_runner69
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“That’s not Satoshi’s type. He only dates forks.” – lightwalletLarry
🛑 Current Status
ProofOfWorkMaxi was last seen:
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Trying to recompile Kaspa on a Raspberry Pi.
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Whispering “it’s still fair launch” in his sleep.
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Attempting to mint KRC-20 tokens with “proof-of-simp” consensus.
We’ll miss him. But mostly, we’ll laugh.
🔚 Moral of the Story
Never trust a maxi with a Photoshop subscription and a hidden agenda.
Always zoom in.
And remember:
If she got a Kaspa necklace but BTC in the background—she’s not yours… she’s undercover.
🔥 #Hashtags
#KaspaDrama #DAGDetectives #MyQueenButItsBTC #RustyLies #SimpOfWork #GHOSTDAGOrGhosted #KASmaxisUnite